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Shopping Malls

 

malls

I cannot walk a long distance

I often require assistance

In the mall I ride a cart

Oh be still my beating heart

The sites I see at kid level

Nothing here in which to revel

All I see as I ride on through

A bunch of arses who knew

Kids act out in malls regularly

Now I understand why exactly

The problem I identified

Never shall I brush aside

So like “Silly Old Sod”

Although it might look odd

We play silly games

Never the experience the same

 

 

Dinosaur Hunting – Ode to Silly old Sod!

I loved your piece so much, that this little ditty popped instantly into my head.  Hope you enjoy and don’t think it is an invasion on your piece.  I was completely captivated by it 🙂

dino

It was a day full of cheer

Everyone grinning ear to ear

Watching searching for

That elusive dinosaur

Hiding lurking sneaking about

Where was he hiding, move out!

We’ll capture him at the corner

He can be such a charmer

Look left, look right

I have him in my sight

Get him grandpa your bigger than me

I can’t capture more than a knee

Grandpa jumped into the fray

It was indeed a glorious day!

Imaginary

Imaginary

whimsical fanciful dreamlike illusive

In that regard, here ae some delightful Ventriloquists that depict Imaginary in a delightful fun way.  Enjoy

Maxine I’ve missed you!

Farce

Farce

These are three movies totally humourous.  Hopefully you’ll enjoy the memory if not the movie :):)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mother’s Day and Maxine!?

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Love you, Maxine! She always puts a smile on my face.

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