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Shopping Malls
I cannot walk a long distance
I often require assistance
In the mall I ride a cart
Oh be still my beating heart
The sites I see at kid level
Nothing here in which to revel
All I see as I ride on through
A bunch of arses who knew
Kids act out in malls regularly
Now I understand why exactly
The problem I identified
Never shall I brush aside
So like “Silly Old Sod”
Although it might look odd
We play silly games
Never the experience the same
Dinosaur Hunting – Ode to Silly old Sod!
I loved your piece so much, that this little ditty popped instantly into my head. Hope you enjoy and don’t think it is an invasion on your piece. I was completely captivated by it 🙂
It was a day full of cheer
Everyone grinning ear to ear
Watching searching for
That elusive dinosaur
Hiding lurking sneaking about
Where was he hiding, move out!
We’ll capture him at the corner
He can be such a charmer
Look left, look right
I have him in my sight
Get him grandpa your bigger than me
I can’t capture more than a knee
Grandpa jumped into the fray
It was indeed a glorious day!
Imaginary
Imaginary
whimsical fanciful dreamlike illusive
In that regard, here ae some delightful Ventriloquists that depict Imaginary in a delightful fun way. Enjoy
Farce
Farce
These are three movies totally humourous. Hopefully you’ll enjoy the memory if not the movie :):)
Humours Pics
Copywrite Phyllis L. Holt
Had to include an explanation. lol.
Apparently years ago a warrant officer was transferred to the Canadian Armed Forces base in Holberg. Crossing an access road to that base was another road used by the trucks of the Western Forest Products Company. Loggers, after they have unloaded a logging truck, commonly hoist its trailer portion up behind the driver’s cap and carry it piggyback for its return journey with the “reach” (the long connecting bar) jutting out above the cab. The warrant officer, seeing this strange sight for the first time, remarked the empty trucks looked like elephants hold up their trunks. Therefore, this intersection became known as Elephant Crossing, a sign here was embellished with pink elephants, and the name found it’s way into the Gazetteer of Canada. The crossing sign was there well after the base closed. I haven’t been back in years and am at this point unsure if it remains. I must check into that! (The pictures are Copyrighted by Phyllis L. Holt) but the explanation comes from British Columbia Place Names written by G.P.V. and Helen Akrigg. I figured you might enjoy an explanation.
I believe this picture is self-explanatory and so humourous I had to include it as it “just happened” and I managed to snap a picture at the time.