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The word “final” immediately brought to mind exams at the end of each school year.  I went hunting and found a few very amusing quote on those fretful days.  Enjoy!

 

student + dying = Studying.

Our education system doesn’t teach us teamwork:  When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it copying….Foolish people.

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step into the exam hall.

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

Exam offer!!! Bring a copy on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest “professor” win a free trip to the principal’s office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

A Thermometer is the only thing that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.

 

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10 Comments

  1. Sheryl says:

    Ick. Tests… I still have nightmares about missing one, or forgetting an imperative tool… Funny jokes. I’m reading them to my son.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sumyanna says:

    Smiling… The kids will love this ❤

    Like

  3. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy…….love it and very true!

    Like

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